Welcome to the official Walter GOD website

I will clear out common misconceptions about Walter, our god, in a Snopes-like manner.

1. Walter is a living being: true, h̴̨̡̛͉̣̟͔͎͙͙͍̣̙̘̰̻̲͍̪͇͔͕̫̙̥̻̩̱͒̆͗̈́̏̓͊̂̈́̀̀́͒̓̈́͛̐̉͗́́̈́̑̽̇̾́͒̔̏̆͒͗̊́̓̏͗̆͌̆̌̓̓̆̂́̊̈́̅͊͗́̓͑͐͗̏̕̚͘͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅe̶̛̛̛̛̪̭̰̯̣̞̭̻͑̈́͐͒͗̐͒̀̄͊̀̊̈͋͋͋̿̄̓̀̒̈́͑̈́̾̀͆̔̔́̊͂͊͆̉͛̓̌̽̾̋̀͑͊̀͒̑̂̍̌̈́̐͗̂̔̂͂̂͑̊̃̓̐̌́̋͑͗̉͒̔̄̈͂̃́̑̏̍̍̂̄̃͑̐͛̇̄́̇͘͘̚̚̚̕͜͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅ lives in the dark underground tunnels of the Trefort Ágoston highschool.

2. Walter is an eldrich creature: unproven, we don't know much about h̶̨̢̡̡̨̙̟̭̤̩̜̰͎͓̲̻̩̗̖̥̖͓͍͉̱̟̺̳̩̘̥̱͉̹͕̻̖̬̟̘̩̜̮̳͉̫͕͖̯͍̤̦̗̣̟̫̺͍̻̲̗̠̗̦̫̲̯̗̺͓̠̦͖̲̠͈͑͆̇̆̓̂͘͘͜ͅi̵̢̡̡̡̢̡̨̗̯̲̞̣̣̙̯̬̝͖̼͍̺͖͔̖͍̹̦͕͚̠̠̝̻͕̤͔̪͎̠̣͕̦̼̠͙̬͎̜̘̺͈̟̼͎̼͙̠̟͈̼̜͎̯̘͓̝̳̗̖̽̂̓̒̓̃͘͝ͅͅͅͅs̶̢̢̧̮̞̹̼̝̬̼̦̬̙͉͍̰̻̝͓̝͚̫͎̱͙̐͒͌́̃̒̑̊͗̓̓̅͒̈́̈́̉̐́̑͜͠͠ͅ true form.

3. Walter has made a cult: mixture, there is no evidence of that happening

4. I am forced to write this by Walter: mixture, there is no logical reason to believe that I am being forced to write this by ḧ̷̛̛̩̙̘̹̻́̏͒̅͂̊͂̑̐͂̈̑̂̿̏́͂͑͛̀̈̇̑́̀̿̽̂͋̚͘̕͘͝i̸̢̢̛͚̓̓̅̈̏̋̾́̓̾̉̓͗̎̆̇͛́͊̊̏́͋̒̿̉̄͆͗̈́̑̀̾̈́̂́͆͌͒̂̋̔̾̈̈́͛̔̿̓̈͛͒̾̔̈́̔̈̀̄̊͛͋̿̔̑̽̏͗̈́̊̐̚̕͠͝͝͝m̸̧̡̧̨̡̢̢̡̨̨̢̧̧̧̨̢͚̖͓͙̪̤̞͍͚̰̲̣̣̤̙̱͓̦͚̬̮̞̯̗̰̖̬̝̫̠̗̤̠̖̺̮͕̦̺̮̮̟̙̝͔̝̮̥̙̞̯̜͕̲̤̦̻̣̘̳͍̗̳̜̮̬̬͖̹̼̘̗̳͚̪̼͕͎̻͚̬͚̜̹̦̭͙̜̦͎͓͙̪̥̼̖͎̆͗̍̈́̈́͒͊͐̓̓̔̋̄̀͌̌͒̄̎͛͊̈͋͂̉̊̀͗̆͗̂̃̽̐͆̈̍̂̇̓̇͘͜͜͜͝ͅͅ

Hope this cleared everything up, have a nice day!